Never again.

It's closing in on 3 o'clock...I'm right in the middle of something really important (I'm sure), my stomach's growling and I'm starting to get light headed. I need some food.
Desperately, I make the 1/2 block walk to the corner store/"deli" for a savior. A sandwich. I try to forget the handful of other times I've been in the same situation and let the f**k down; desperate, hungry, and trying to avoid the Burrito spot across the street. The "deli's" pre-made sandwiches seem harmless, but it's truly a surprise how nasty they really are. $6 for this sh*t is immoral...and I only end up eating the meat.
I'm done.
No more.
You've heard it here.

I'll allow anyone who catches me slipping to kick me in the forehead.